"I'm not arguing - Just returning your serve"Classic T-Shirt

The perfect comeback — on and off the court. "I'm Not Arguing, Just Returning Your Serve" is for the recreational tennis player who stays composed when their opponent doesn't, keeps their opinions to themselves until it matters, and understands that the best response to a bad call is a better shot.

Designed by LooseTennisBalls, a print-on-demand apparel brand built specifically for club tennis players who've been around long enough to find the sport genuinely funny. This design is for doubles partners who've survived long partnerships, players who've outlasted every Rules Lawyer at their club, and anyone whose hitting partner has accused them of arguing when they were clearly just making a factual point about where the ball landed.

Available on tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers, tote bags and phone cases — printed on demand by Redbubble with worldwide shipping. Makes an excellent gift for the most composed player you know. Or the least composed one. Either works.

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